leslieism

Let's be clear, I roll real or I don't roll at all…

My first blog….

You people (like 5 or 6 people…maybe 7) asked….and I am now giving you…dun dun dunnn……LESLIEISM.  I specifically and strategically chose my profile picture, knowing it will help attract followers.  Men like whoreish bathroom pics and women like stylish bathroom ideas….I have already begun to meet the needs of all the 5,6, or 7 of you.  If I get a modeling contract offer due to my bathroom picture, well, that will just be a happily, unexpected bonus.

I have a lot on my plate currently and my creative juice maker has had an electrical shortage, therefore, to buy myself some creative juicing time….I am going to post some of my favorites off of my facebook.  If that bores you, you will definitely not want to follow me because you are a boring person, lacking a sense of humor and should probably find God and ask him for one….or just remove the stick from your ass and begin to enjoy life.

This above all: to thine …

This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou ‘canst not then be false to any man.
~William Shakespeare

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