leslieism

• My feelings are hurting right now…..so I ate some neosporin…………..that shit heals shit quick.

• Some girls get sad and depressed over break ups. I buy sparkly lip gloss instead…………….and apply it to my entire face.

• I ate more frosting. I am going to go for a run now. Frosting is kinda like gatorade. Especially lemon frosting. I put some in a water bottle.

Today has been a day of reflection and ponderment. I may possibly have just combined ponder and wonderment and made up my own word. But that is a moot point. Well, not really, how is ponderment not a word….but moot is? (note to self: submit new word to Webster’s)
Anyhoo, I finally just decided to accept that I may never understand, the world…people…boys…math…cottage cheese…putting fruit on cottage cheese, as if that will make it edible…or, my past. Acceptance is the key to my future…….useless ponderment will only keep me stuck.

I start a blog and all of a sudden I have nothing to say.  I’m partially scared to write anything because it’s big time now…..like professional writing, like I may get a Nobel Peace Prize or a doctorate….all because I’m a blogger.  I feel like I may get judged now for my poor grammar and punctuation….or maybe I will only speak cliche’.  I’m bewildered if I should write in a 5 paragraph essay format, comic book style, or more like the Bible.  I’m pretty sure that if I blog Bible style, it may be frowned upon; lonely, confused folks, may start “following’ me because they think I’m starting a cult.  Hmmmm, I do own the characteristics of a great leader….I’m not being vain, I’m a Leo, therefore I’m just brilliant and should be in charge of the world….or at the very least a cult.  I have always wanted a large family, this cult idea may be worth exploring.  Tonight in my prayers I will seek God’s advice about leading a cult.

Alright I’m off to bed….I’m gonna post a couple posts from my facebook, because they make me laugh and I want to archive them here….like a scrap book if you will.