leslieism

For those of you who read my blog, and according to my stats there have been 37 views today, which either means that at least 37 people are reading my blog orrrrrrr, if it counts me as a “viewing” every time I check my blog and stats, well then, maybe 7 people are reading this stuff….maybe 8.  

Regardless of the numbers, because if it does count me as a number each time I view my own words then I would like to disregard that fact and pretend like I never mentioned the possibility of being my own stat.

So, tonight when I get off work, it will be a Friday night and I have no plans and no child aaannnnddd something has been bothering me and I’m getting a little riled up and when I get riled up…..well, some of my best work comes from my riled up mind.  

Therefore, I hope to see all 7 or 37 of you on my viewing stats tomorrow….I will appreciate it and so will you, hopefully….unless you area guy, because it may get you all riled up….but if you are a guy who gets all riled up about what I am going to write about tonight, then what I’m writing about doesn’t even pertain to you…so you will be able to just read it and not feel the need to defend mankind.

There should be treasure boxes at the gynocologist office. Kids get plastic rings or stickers for having no cavities. I think a lollipop is in order after being violated.

Tonight a customer told me I smelled so good he couldn’t believe my husband let me out of the house, because someone might try and steal me.  I replied, “I guess he didn’t care much for my perfume…….he preferred one called, ‘Scent of Another Woman’….it’s cheap, stinky and you can purchase it at gas stations”.

Deceber 18, 2011

What a crazy year! Going on tour with Justin Bieber as his ASL interpreter during concerts was an enriching experience. I was “found” by a recording studio and they thought I really had what it takes to be an ASL recording artist. It was a fresh, new idea…..however, it never took off. We were told, “it doesn’t make sense”, to make an ASL cd for the deaf community. 
Well, I gave it my best, but obviously needed to move on. This was merely the beginning of my adventures……

March 15, 2012

Confession time. Soooooo, ya know how I said I went on tour with Justin Bieber, as his interpreter during concerts? Well, I lied a little…..to him. I don’t even know American Sign Language. His poor deaf fans were probably so confused…..I literally have no idea what I said to them. I take that back, I spelled my name a few times and I’m pretty sure I flipped them off occasionally. Phew, that feels good to get off the ol’ chest.