leslieism

There should be treasure boxes at the gynocologist office. Kids get plastic rings or stickers for having no cavities. I think a lollipop is in order after being violated.

Tonight a customer told me I smelled so good he couldn’t believe my husband let me out of the house, because someone might try and steal me.  I replied, “I guess he didn’t care much for my perfume…….he preferred one called, ‘Scent of Another Woman’….it’s cheap, stinky and you can purchase it at gas stations”.