leslieism

Hey Cosmo, thank you so much for the great ideas on how to meet men!!  The arcade is brilliant….it never would have crossed my mind to meet a man at an arcade.  My favorite suggestion and one that I fully intend on trying out….meeting men at beer gardens.  Beer gardens, like you pointed out, are not at all like being at a meat market of a bar.  Well, they kind of are…but since they are outdoors and have garden in the name it’s totally different.  I also applaud you on the idea of bringing a game, such as Jenga, with me to the garden of beer and men…I mean why wouldn’t a guy want to play a game, that is not at all weird.  I don’t own Jenga…..but I do own UNO……do you think the guys would go all Freud on me and assume I have solidarity issues and that I may be too independent of a woman, if I bring UNO instead of Jenga??  Forget it, I will just bring Jenga, end of story.  Anyhow, thank you sooo much for your great advice.  If I keep reading your amazing and profound articles, I may  snag myself another husband in no time.  And he will be ecstatic over the mind blowing sex tricks I continue to learn from you.  Thank you Cosmo, I have new reasons for living.