leslieism

Have you ever had a major crush on a guy, like a Cosmo worthy crush…..on a younger guy? 8 to 10 years younger?  Have you ever been a MILF that turned into a MIAF(c’mon peeps figure that one out)?  Alright, so you hook up with this young hottie and very quickly you become his M….drop the ilf.  

Seriously, I got a text asking how to get a stain out of a shirt and after throwing out a few suggestions…I received an “LOL” and asked if I could just pick up the shirt and do it for him.

1.  Um NO! and 2. Just because I am a mom, doesn’t mean I’m good at laundry.

Let’s make this situation stranger….I have continued to get booty call texts(booty CALL texts….ahhh teens of today).  A degree in psychology is not necessary to psychoanalyze this Oedipus complex mess.

Psychoanalyze me, or not because I already have and it’s not pretty, I did not stop talking (texting) to him.  Ultimately, whateves….a young hottie with no strings attached (except when he is playing with his yo yo) and definitely no feelings/emotions involved(except for when I feel like he should be grounded for ruining his good shirt) it really is the ideal situation.