leslieism

Have you ever had a mini mountain of pain, commonly referred to as a pimple, that was not ready to be played with…..but you couldn’t keep your fingers to themselves? Your ego egged you on…telling you that you have iron man strength and that zit, ready or not, did not have a chance? Did you squeeze passionately, realizing your fingers were merely the fingers of a 33 year old woman and not those of a super hero….tears beginning to well up in your eyes……such intense pain, you start to feel faint…..you stop squeezing so as not to pass out….because for the love of God, I have a child to raise! Do you now wish you could get an epidural, realizing that this baby ain’t coming out painlessly??