leslieism
by leslieism
When your gynecologist changes careers without telling you, well, it must feel the same for a Catholic…..when they go into confessional and find their priest gone…and celebrating Hanukkah. Do I practice abstinence or become a Jew? I feel lost.
leslieism 
If you become a Jew, take me with you! Love those guys. You’d make a great one. Smart & funny. At least that’s been my experience with every Jew I ever met.
My former teen years gyno looked like a guy I knew, AND she told me I had a pretty pink….um…kitty.
(except she didn’t say kitty. That’s my word.)
At 13 years old, it was awkward to say the least!