leslieism

by leslieism

  • Soooo if you are high as a kite and I ask you for your Albertson’s preferred card or phone number…..do not tell me to get a pen and write your number down. And when you don’t have enough change to purchase your snickers…..so I kick down the rest,just to get you outta my line…..do not say “so uh you gonna go out with me or what?” Are you kidding me? I just helped you buy your snickers….where ya gonna take me? The Dollar Store? …..so um no.But here is an idea…..take your snickers to the movies….do more drugs first……set it in the seat next to you…..and by the end of the movie…..I promise that candybar will look like the hottest chick in the place. NOW, GET OUT OF MY LINE!