leslieism

I like to think of myself as the type of girl whose life is not dictated by society…or ‘social norms’.  However, ‘social norms’ did me quite the favor this afternoon.  

I had a dentist appointment today and while most people frown upon dental cleanings….I smile.  I’m pretty sure I giggle whenever Dr. McHotn’sexy D.D.S comes in to check on my oral health.  On this particular day Dr. McTalln’gorgeous D.D.S.’s jokes seemed funnier and his smile dreamier.  

I was perfectly content while he made my gums bleed….and hurt, that itchy, uncomfortable, but feels kinda good hurt.  Now, the good doctor decides he must take a look at my ex-rays or ‘films’, as he referred to them, and see what the problem is with my molar.  

I’m laying there with my mouth wide open as Dr. Beautifuln’nicehands leans over me, neck outstretched and face looking back at my ‘films’.  Enter ‘social norms’ please.  I wanted to kiss that sweet dentist’s neck!  I had to actually tell myself that it would not be a good idea because it is “socially unacceptable”.  I then tried to compromise with myself by trading in the neck kiss for an arm lick…..still “socially unacceptable”.  At this point, I’m more than happy for my cleaning to be over….I feel slightly bothered by my awkward thoughts and yet want to laugh out loud as well.

I left the dentist office with my head held high today; the office staff thinking I’m proud of having no cavities.  Little do they realize that it has nothing to do with my teeth and everything to do with my dignity….still intact due to compliance of societal regulations.